Amazon Best-Seller ‘Reasons To Vote For Democrats’ Book Is Just Empty Pages


To quote an excerpt from author Michael J. Knowles’ new book, the main reason to vote for a Democrat is “ .”

The above is not a typo.

Fox News reports that Knowles’ tome, “Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide,” is 266 pages of absolutely nothing. Clean, blank, snow-white pages. And as of Thursday morning, it occupied the No. 4 slot on’s “Best Sellers” list.

“What’s really great about this book, you can go cover-to-cover in about 15, 20 seconds,” Knowles’ told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.

Billed as “the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date,” the spoof book was Knowles’ attempt to razz the party for a lack of direction. The conservative journalist released it last month and the book was listed at $9.99 on Amazon — but you can pick up a paperback on sale for $7.08.

The project does, curiously, contain an extensive bibliography and a table of contents. But nothing else.

“It took a very long time to research this book,” Knowles said Thursday. “I’ve been observing the Democratic Party for at least 10 years now and when I observed their record and reasons to vote for them – on reasons of economics or foreign policy or homeland security or civil rights and so on – I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank.” Read more at Fox News.




  1. it is a very good read indeed though i felt the could have made a few more arguments like:

    and finally (though I will admit that you could argue that the following reason is subjective)

    i rest my case

  2. I read that it has since reached #1 on Amazon.

    As the Vilna Gaon commented on Mesilat Yesharim, that the first 11 chapters contains no extraneous words, one can say the same for this entire book.


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